Clik here to view.
Budweiser vs. Face Cream
Budweiser vs. Face Cream A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. “What do you think you’re doing?” asks the...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Women Like That Are Hard To Find
Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, “Think I’m gonna divorce the wife, she ain’t spoke to me in over 2 months.” Earl...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Golf Humor: Why Golf Is Better Than Sex
Why Golf Is Better Than Sex Michelle Wie You don’t have to sneak your golf magazines into the house. If you are having trouble with golf, it is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to show you...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Golf Humor: We Were Married For 35 Years
Two friends are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor: Understanding Gender Differences
Understanding Gender Differences A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. “House” for instance, is feminine:...
View ArticleClik here to view.
21 Excuses For Forgetting Valentine’s Day
21 Excuses For Forgetting Valentine’s Day 1) “What? Every year?” 2) “Times are tough. I’m waiting for the clearance candy.” 3) “But Honey, this year was my other wife’s turn.” 4) “My heart nearly...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor: Valentine’s Day — Yes it’s happening again!!
Valentine’s Day Yes it’s happening again!!
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor/Jokes: How To Beat A Speeding Ticket
How to beat a speeding ticket. How To Beat A Speeding Ticket A driver is pulled over by a policeman. The police man approaches the driver’s door. “Is there a problem Officer?” The policeman says,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!
BUBBA is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you! A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were...
View ArticleClik here to view.
The beautiful roommate….
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how beautiful his roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Is there a problem, Officer?
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding. Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one. Officer:...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor/Jokes: The Bathtub Test
The Bathtub Test During a visit to a mental asylum, I asked the director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” “Well,” said the director, “We fill up a bathtub,...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor: I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best…
Humor/Jokes I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best… The number one reply: How the hell did you get in here??!! I asked 100 women what shampoo they liked best…The number one reply,How the hell...
View ArticleClik here to view.
MAN’S BEST FRIEND!!
MAN’S BEST FRIEND!! Man’s Best Friend!! Just Like I Taught Him!! Man’s Best Friend Barks At Your Enemies… Let’s Hot Girls Pet Him!! Man’s Best Friend Gets Blamed for You Farts… Still Loves You...
View ArticleClik here to view.
Humor/Jokes: Super Bowl Tickets
SUPER BOWL TICKETS A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No,” he says, “The seat is empty.” “This...
View ArticleClik here to view.
50 Shades of Grey Fishing Trip
50 Shades of Grey Fishing Trip Four guys have been going on the same fishing trip for many years. A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he is...
View ArticleClik here to view.
A lady walks into Harrods Jewelry…
A Lady Walks Into Harrods Jewelry… A lady walks into Harrods Jewelry. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she...
View Article
